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Mark - Guitar & Backing Vocals

Born - Leeds

Main Weapon – Gibson Flying V

Supplemental Weapons – Timothy Taylor's Landlord and the occasional Jelly Roll.............

Hobbies - Mark likes to tend his collection of life sized Michael Schenker dolls, and then go out and punch security staff at rock concerts.

Did You Know?  - Mark likes Michael Schenker almost as much as Michael Schenker's mum does.....

Weird Fact – To relax, Mark will go to a public house and drink beer! Crazy!
 

Geezer - Bass & Backing Vocals

Born - Yes

Instrument – Lots of Basses  

Likes - Beer, standing up and widths.

Dislikes - Quark, strangeness and charm.  And afterthoughts.

Geezer is to bass playing what Dame Nelly Melba is to bricklaying. We’re lucky to have him ‘cause if we didn’t, you might end up with him.

 Weird Fact – Geezer resonates at exactly 329.63Hz!

Tim - Drums & Percussion

Born - Leeds

Tries to play – Like John Bonham

Ends up sounding - Like Max Wall

Weird Fact – Tim once ate a whole packet of Garibaldi biscuits and said he felt “full”.

Best Quote - "Drums are like women - there are millions of them in the world and not enough time  to bang them all"

Right.......................

Did You Know? - Tim has more cymbals than he has brain cells. He has fourteen cymbals.

Nidge - Vocals

Born – Under a bad sign (left out in the cold)

Job in Band – Throat duties, abusive ad libs.....

Favourite Historical Characters - Judas Iscariot ('He was just misunderstood...'), Genghis Khan ('Bought his mum flowers...'), Mata Hari ('Lovely girl.....'), Vidkun Quisling ('Now HE had promise.....')

Nidge is a fine example of a detached singer with many original features. Ideally located he offers panoramic views of the local amenities. He once drank so much that the pub had to ask for some beer back. Enjoys candlelit dinners, walks on the beach and ripping the heads off dolls.

Weird Fact – Nidge is petrified of seeing a reflection of his own elbows.

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